I hate Love. Wait, is that even possible???

I absolutely HATE my bes -- friend. She said she Looooooovvvvvveesss the guy I like. We've been friends forever, and I know almost everything about him. I Love him. I hope he doesn't read this. Of course not, he doesn't even know I have a blog! *sigh of relief* I still hope he isn't reading this. If you are, I'll kick your butt, MTF!! Even though I Like you. No, no...I'm so confused! Evolution sucks. It's impossible. Why the heck am I suddenly talking about evolution??? I am confused. Gonna stop. Until I get cleared my mind. What? That didn't even make sense. Okay, so I really need to go...'till my clear my mind. Then I'll be back to explain things.